As I said, I have a plethora of bosses.
Let’s focus on the two we’ll probably talk about again. And again:
Demigod: high level officer who sometimes behaves as if he were a demigod. Which is apparently the rule among his peers. We work in the same building. Me confined to the attic, which is not as cool as it sounds. Except during the winter, when it’s really cool.
Centre of the Universe: in charge of the project I currently work on. An extremely indecisive person, he recently resolved to rule the World. He works far away, which is the perfect distance.
I am not sure what he does, to be honest. He probably is the one I should refer to as “supervisor” when applying for other jobs. Which of course I don’t. The supervisor thing.
Monday last week I receive an a-mail from CoU asking to pick up his passport and send it to his office. Half an hour later another e-mail says no, don’t send anything, I am coming to see Demigod next week.
Now, running around to pick up stuff is not exactly what I am paid (???) for, but given the rough spot we’ve been through lately, I try to be nice. And win a morning off ;).
Passport at my place, I wait for more instructions. Nothing. For two weeks.
Yesterday, around five, I get a message for CoU “Demigod was supposed to arrange next week’s meeting but I haven’t heard from him, send the passport now”.
Next week? I thought it was this one.
Demigod arrange a meeting?! Like, the Queen cooking dinner. I was impressed. Well, I would have been, had this meeting actually taken place.
Am I supposed to go around with his passport with me all the time, just in case he wants me to send it immediately?
Shame on me, I had no idea.
We had a weird exchange
” I’ll try to do it in the afternoon (it was something past five by then, no way to get it done), otherwise on Tuesday. I told you I would be leaving tomorrow”
“No, send it now, I need it. Oh, and I won’t be coming to work until Tuesday too”
I was puzzled.
“So there’s no need to rush through the city with this storm? I don’t think it’s sensible to risk my health for a passport you wouldn’t be able to have in your hands before Tuesday anyway”
“Tuesday is perfect”
The subtle art of pointing out the obvious.
Needless to say, quarter to midnight he decided I need not send the passport after all.
How many more will I get before Tuesday comes?